paigeleighs:

making the absolute best out of a bad situation

yeah like miquel who almost killed the girl in the front lol

(via helloitsabbie)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

and so it begins

(Quelle: sierrasoldhervoice, via sherlaw)

versacethisdick:

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

Does no one notice that guy that peeks and points at Taylor? Lol

(via katgarcia)

(via tidget-webstra)

lushise:

ivoury:

vuitt-on:

lushmilk:

nuddily:

r-iviere:

I would love a boyfriend who took a lot of pictures, even though I don’t like pictures of me. Me doing something completely random and him saying “wait, wait wait. Stay right there!”And he takes his camera and while taking the picture he mumbles “beautiful”

yeah that would be nice

can we just take a moment and look at his cute face

he’s hot

i dont even know how this has a near 100000 notes but well done

holy damn fucking shit

(Quelle: ivoury)

wtfced:

jitsudelphian:

blasianxbri:

jasmainia:

therebelkids:

my-silver-lining-ending:

befittingfitness:

NO.

is that a fuckin joke….

fuck.

This better be a joke

.. family friendly?

…why must I cry..

all of us gonna be banned before july

(via katgarcia)

neekaisweird:

Asparagus Kale Stuffed Shells

(via ohwillayy)

whenyoureallystudyinvienna:

rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

(via helloitsabbie)

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

(via tidget-webstra)

(Quelle: tastefullyoffensive, via thesexypenguin)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via yeeitswendy)

stayshie:

Sigh, cutest thing.

(Quelle: littlelovelyjournal, via skzie)

(Quelle: chelseawoosh, via the-missing-dog)

(via la-ho)